I've broken up with my past three girlfriends because I simply can't get hard knowing that I could be jerking off to Jon's sexy brown hair. Now I am 23, and the honeymoon period of my love for Jon from Garfield is over. When I was 13, and kids in my grade were beginning to get hormonal urges and the such, I had already been mastrubating to Jon from the Garfield comics for 8 years. I would state at those books for hours, poring over every page, every punchline, every drawing of my sexy prince, Jon. My grandparents kept a few compilations of Garfield in their bookshelf beside the books of Family Circus and Calvin and Hobbes. Ever since I was a child, I've been turned on by Jon.
